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I got 10 seconds to make you think
What I’m selling is so unique
That if you don’t buy it now
You could miss out forever

I got 10 seconds to make you see
You’re inadequate sexually
But if you buy this now
You could have sex forever
Forever… forever….

Don’t you wanna have sex forever?
What is wrong with you?
Don’t you care about her pleasure?
Are you a man or aren’t you?

I got 10 seconds to undo
Any self-realisations you’ve gone through
And if you’re intellect’s gotten strong
I’ll bring it back down to where it belongs

I got 10 seconds, that is all
To show you all the germs in your toilet bowl
And all your friends are judging you
Cause they can see the microscopic germs too… yes they can

Oh don’t you wanna impress your friends?
Your shallow friends who make it hard for you to fit in
Your friends that seem obsessed with the smell
Of the one room in the house that you’re allowed to shit in

I make so many moneys
Off your fears and insecurities
Your fractured psyche literally paid for my house in Hawaii
I’d sell honey to a bee
And Green-Peace branded NFTs
There really is no stopping me

Maybe she’s born with it (haha!)
Probably not, let’s be real
Without this make up from M*belline
You’re pretty much a worthless human being
Once you pop, you can’t stop
Because this is a highly addictive product
Melts in your mouth not in your hands you boast
Made by child labour from the Ivory Coast

Bada bah bah bah I’m lovin’ it
Are you loving it? I hope you’re loving it
And it looks like your kids are loving it!
HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH LOVE?!
You're a piece of shit

I got 10 seconds to exploit
Human being’s weakest points
Encouraging you to never question it
It’s like evolution ... but the opposite

The weaker you are the more success I get
In 10 seconds, and sometimes less
You bet, I make you think it was your idea
You’re so smart have another beer!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… You’re mine!

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from Jude Perl and the Saga of SugarHope Records, released November 3, 2023
Music & Lyrics written by Jude Perl
Piano, Vocals & other stuff by Jude Perl
Drums, Guitar and other stuff by Michael Mills

Produced by Michael Mills & Jude Perl

Horns Arranged & Performed by Jeremy Diffey

Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Michael Mills at Cool New Desk Studios

Brass & Woodwind Instruments recorded by Jeremy Diffey at Grooveboy Studios

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Jude Perl Melbourne, Australia

Singer-songwriter-comedian Jude Perl has established herself as ‘one of the most genuine, honest feeling performers going around’ (Theatre People) who presents ‘hilarious and painfully spot on observations’ (Plus Ones) mixed with ‘insanely clever and comical songwriting’ (Melbourne Observer). ... more

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