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Hamish
03:57
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You and I were in the same English class in twenty oh six
And you would draw pictures of girls' asses
And that’s when I knew that you
You Liked girls' asses
You sat there in your plain white tshirt
Between Tim and Susan
And I could see your nipples through your tshirt
I’m only human
How can I resist you
Hamish
Oh Hamish McMahon
The way that you'd sit in that chair
Hamish
Your pants were so low
I could see your turquoise underwear
Hamish
I’m falling for you
And you’re vain attempts at facial hair
Hamish
Hamish McMahon
I liked you because you were there
You played drums, and just listened to records
You liked Stanley Kubrick
You were always carrying a skateboard
But I never saw you ride it
But I bet you knew lots sweet tricks
Hamish
Hamish McMahon
I think that we’ve got a shot
Hamish
You know that it’s true
Cause we both quote Seth Rogen a lot
(Same sense of humour!?)
Hamish
Hamish McMahon
Your shark tooth necklace looks hot
Hamish
Hamish McMahon
Why won’t you give me a thought?
You dropped out of school in year 10
I never saw you again
But 3 weeks ago I was in Mornington
Singing at the wedding of your best friend
I saw you sculling 2 full glasses
Then you stood on the dance floor
And waited to grab the bridesmaids' asses
And that’s when I knew for sure
There wasn’t much more to
Hamish
Hamish McMahon
Now I know what happened to you
Hamish
Your fly is undone
And your girlfriend is yelling at you
Hamish
He works in real estate now
And has two kids named Zyler and Moon
Hamish
Hamish McMahon
You’re still the McBoy that I knew
Oh remember when
Remember when
Remember when you and AJ handed the same assignment into media class and the teacher was like “well I’m just gonna fail both of you if you both handed in the same thing” and each of you said the other one copied each other, and that was… I should’ve known then
Hamish
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Hey Hi Hey Hello
07:23
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He was all like
Sorry to hear about your tendonitis
And I was all like
That’s alright it’s really more that I just
Broke up with my boyfriend of 6 years
And my stomach’s been really fucked
He was all like
Sorry to hear you’re going through a breakup
And I was all like
It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t feel sick
Every time I ate an ice cream sandwich
And he was all like
I don’t know if you feel like maybe if you’re not busy tomorrow night
And you don’t mind staying up
We could both watch fight club
He asked me out this is amazing
I can’t believe this is happening
Wait.. has it been a while since I've said something
I should probably say something now…
So I was like
Hey hi hey hello
hey hello hey hi
That is what I say when I
Feel a bit hello hey hi
And he was all like
w.. what?
And I was all like
Sorry, what I meant to say was
So I was like
Hey hi hey hello
Hey hello hey hi
That is what I say
When things get a bit
Hello hi hey
And he was all like
So wait a minute… is that a yes or no?
And I was all like
Hey hi hey hello
And he was all like
Yeah no… I still really don’t know
And I was all like
What time should I get to your place?
And should I bring something to snack on?
And he was all like
Yep, you should definitely bring along some snacks
I really like the word snacks
How good is the word snacks?
And then I came over
And then we watched fight club
And then I went home
And I thought about fight club
It’s a good movie
And I’m grateful that nobody spoilt the twist at the end
And I’m sorry if I just spoilt the twist at the end
But if you haven’t seen it by now, it’s not really my fault
And he was all like
You know what we should watch next? Is American Beauty
And I was all like
‘yes!’ this was back when it was still ok to like Kevin Spacey
And he was all like
You know what we should watch after that? Is Uncle Buck
And I was all like
Uncle buck is my favourite god damn movie of all time
I love the bit when he's making fun of the daughter’s boyfriend’s laugh and he’s all like ‘hehehehe’
Well I can’t do it, but when John candy does it, it’s fucking hilarious
I came over again
And I made him watch Clueless
I don’t think he liked it
We didn’t get through it
My neck started hurting
I was sitting there rubbing it back and forth with my hand
And I was like do you think you could give me a massage
And I cant remember exacly what happened after that
But I think it went a bit something like
Hey hi, hey hello
Hey hello hey hi
That is what I say when I
Feel a bit hello hey hi
Hey hi hey hello
Hey hi how are you
Those are all the words I know
When things get a bit
Hey hi hello
Hey hi hey hello hi hey
Hey hi hey hello
I really like you hi hello hi hey
Hey hi hello hi hello
Hey hi hey hello
Hey hello hey hi hey
(singer continues saying 'hey hi hello' forever)
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Jude Perl Melbourne, Australia
Singer-songwriter-comedian Jude Perl has established herself as ‘one of the most genuine, honest feeling performers going around’ (Theatre People) who presents ‘hilarious and painfully spot on observations’ (Plus Ones) mixed with ‘insanely clever and comical songwriting’ (Melbourne Observer). ... more
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