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Baby, I look into your eyes
I feel the fire burning deep inside
Maybe it’s cause you’re so confident
But I’m guessing a more likely cause is I’m fructose intolerant

Your love’s contagious oh yeah
Just like the genital warts I got from Steve
Ooh, contagious oh yeah
Or maybe I gave them to Steve

But I’m so in love with you, how do you expect me to
Remember when and where I, got my STI
Love is a mystery, just like my sexual history
Tonight it’s you and me, and my HPV

Darling, I’m falling at your feet
I know that you’re the one, who will make my life complete
What you’ve started, I’ve never felt this way
Except when the exact same thing happened with some hot guy the other day

Your love’s outrageous oh yeah
Just like a goblin in a hardware store
Oh, outrageous oh yeah
What is he even looking for?

But I’m so in love with you
How do you expect me to
Know the reason why
For a mythical creature’s DIY
Love is so complicated
Ikea desks are overrated
Tonight it’s you and me
And that goblin if he’s free

This is the bridge… the bridge of the song
Yeah, this is the part of the song
That’s the bridge
Ooh makes it seem like this song
Has a lot more going on
If you put a bridge in, just put a bridge right there in it
Not so close to the end it’s still got time to build up again
Normally… After the 2nd chorus
That is the most logical place to put it
Oohh songwriting formulas
This is the… BRIDGIEST part of the song so far
Ahhhhh BRIIIIIDGGGGE

(End of bridge)

Your love’s ambitious oh yeah
Juts like a stage mum with an ugly kid
Oh delicious oh yeah
Like a lobster in a satin slip

I’m so in love with you
How do you expect me to
Give fashion information
To an underdressed crustacean
Love gives me stomach tension
Wait, that’s just indigestion
Tonight I’ll be your queen
Tomorrow I’ll be Jar Jar Binx

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from Jude Perl and the Saga of SugarHope Records, released November 3, 2023
Music & Lyrics written by Jude Perl
Piano, Vocals & other stuff by Jude Perl
Drums, Guitar and other stuff by Michael Mills

Produced by Michael Mills & Jude Perl

Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Michael Mills at Cool New Desk Studios

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Jude Perl Melbourne, Australia

Singer-songwriter-comedian Jude Perl has established herself as ‘one of the most genuine, honest feeling performers going around’ (Theatre People) who presents ‘hilarious and painfully spot on observations’ (Plus Ones) mixed with ‘insanely clever and comical songwriting’ (Melbourne Observer). ... more

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