A Day In The Life Of My Digestive System

from Participation Award by Jude Perl

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Music & Lyrics written by Jude Perl
Piano, Vocals & other stuff by Jude Perl
Drums, Guitar and other stuff by Mike Mills

Produced by Mike Mills & Jude Perl

Recorded, mixed & mastered by Mike Mills at Cool New Desk Studios

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Um this is a song written from the perspective of my stomach...

Today is gonna be a great day
I can feel it in my gut
Cause that’s what I am
I am a stomach
So I can feel things in myself
If you know what I mean?
Not really, but that’s ok
Words have never been my strength
What with me being a stomach and all

A glass of water to start the day
Yum yum yum that’s exactly what I need
Alright you don’t have to drink it so fast!
And here comes another avocado smash
on seeded bread, with feta cheese
Alright that’s definitely a lot of cheese
You know, just cause there’s cheese left on the plate
You don't have to actually eat all of the cheese...

Here comes some coffee
I don’t know why she drinks this stuff
Coffee has no nutritional value at all
And now it's time to find a bathroom

Alright, now we're doing ok
As long as we eat sensibly for the rest of the day

HERE’S SOME MORE COFFEE
THIS ONE HAS 3 SUGARS IN IT
Just letting you know we don’t need any more coffee today

It’s time for lunch
How bout some vegetables?
Or I guess a fried chicken burger is also a good option
Might as well get the coke and fries as well

Alright now it’s been a couple of hours since she’s had something to eat
It’s getting closer to bed time
Maybe she’s just gonna have a glass of water then go to sleep

Why are you eating a toasted cheese sandwich at 11:30 pm
I’m sick of working the night shift digesting
When the rest of the body gets to sleep in, and...

What am I supposed to do with all this bread?
What am I supposed to do with all this bread?
Ohhhh, you keep on giving me bread
And I keep trying to get rid of it
But you just keep on giving me more
And you're not taking any of the cues I'm giving you
And I literally don't know what to do with all this bread
I’m gonna have to start putting it in your joints
Like in your knees
You’re gonna wake up in the middle of the night
And be like ‘hey... why can’t I bend my knees?’
And I’ll be like
'CAUSE THEY FILLED WITH BREAD'

Bread. Bread. Bread. Bread.
When I was just a little kid
Bread was at the bottom of the food pyramid
Now everything's gone awry
Even rye bread is no good, that's what they said
Oh I wish that I could just go back in time
Back when bread was on the top
And when I say top
I mean the bottom, where does the confusion stop
Oh bread, I used to depend on you
I used to depend on you
You were my best friend
You were my one and only true love
Now you just gonna walk right out that door like nothing ever mattered never before
Oh bread, bread bread
I thought you had some kindof vitamins or something

Bread

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from Participation Award, released April 7, 2022
Music & Lyrics written by Jude Perl
Piano, Vocals & other stuff by Jude Perl
Drums, Guitar and other stuff by Mike Mills

Produced by Mike Mills & Jude Perl

Recorded, mixed & mastered by Mike Mills at Cool New Desk Studios

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Jude Perl Melbourne, Australia

Singer-songwriter-comedian Jude Perl has established herself as ‘one of the most genuine, honest feeling performers going around’ (Theatre People) who presents ‘hilarious and painfully spot on observations’ (Plus Ones) mixed with ‘insanely clever and comical songwriting’ (Melbourne Observer). ... more

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